Whether you like it or not (yes, you), the House of Brews Clan will be invading the Windy City this summer for the first EVER HoBfest. A number of days and nights will be spent within the bounds of the city wherein we will participate in activities such as beer drinking, killing hookers, laughing, and drinking more beer. Exact date and location have yet to be set, but we'll figure these things out eventually, right after we get a ballpark idea of exactly how many of you drunken fucks will be swerving your ass all the way to this thing...
Be sure to reply in this thread if you're interested, so we know what the fuck we need to book. Failure to reply will get you slapped in the cock if you show up anyways, and we'll probably force you to sleep with Dan (MyTwinSilencer) as well, though we're pretty sure that bleeding out of the ass and crying for 8 hours probably doesn't qualify as sleeping.

Also, be sure to contact me if you're interested in being a part of the group that gets to dispose of all those hooker bodies too. After all, they aren't going to eat themselves, you know...


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