House of Brews
Welcome to the House of Brews. If you're easily offended, fuck you.
Founded on a common love of bad-humor and good alcohol, the House of Brews started in June of '08 as a secession from the idiot, corrupt, intolerant clan CCH. In light of the fact that racism, jew hating, seal-clubbing, and jew hating are all both inherently stupid and hilariously funny, the House of Brews embraces our differences by abusing our stereotypes to make shitty jokes and laugh at our own buck-futtery. If you can't take a joke, you'll find no welcome here...
As a rule, we are powered by drunks and hookers (as another rule, we are all drunks and hookers). We are a social clan and accept all colors, creeds, genders, and sexual orientations, including donkeys (God we love donkeys). Mostly we just like to have fun though, so if you're being a bitch, please remove your tampon and find somewhere else to bleed. What we do with that tampon thereafter is our business, but we promise it will have nothing to do with a deep-fryer, plastic wrap, or uncontrollable masturbation (oops).
We maintain a few game servers (mainly for TF2) which we host on our own box, a thriving Mumble channel, and the cool kids even hang-out in IRC. If you like what you see, hang around, play on our servers, talk with us, post on our forums, and hopefully you'll have a good time. If we like you enough (or you're black) we might just invite you to stick around this alcohol-saturated internet street-corner of ours. Otherwise you can apply within. As we're always looking for cool and interesting people to join, you can hold all questions about "are we recruiting," "do we like cake," or "who is the leader of Djibuti," as the answer to all of these questions is always "yes." Because of our philosophy (or lack thereof), we are primarily an ADULTS ONLY clan, so if you're under 18 you better be able to take a lot of abuse (and semen) without crying all the way home to mommy if you wanna stick around.
We also have a competitive team which is made entirely of fail and whore's milk since we can't decide on a day to practice and typically scrim just-for-fun. We like to think we're pretty good though, primarily because it engorges our giant raging e-penis with blood and rape juice.
As stated before, The House of Brews is a social clan, and in light of that fact we tend to disregard any real hierarchy of command. However, since Bubba is the creator and active manager of the clan, he has the final say in virtually everything, including "fuck it, its fine, leave it," which he actually says quite often. Other than that, Hextasy manages the servers, Nuke writes the blog, and MyTwinSilencer makes the crazy. If you're looking for an admin, you can check-out the list below.
If you have any other questions, feel free to post something on the forums, join our Mumble server, or talk to us in IRC. Wash your hands before dinner, and remember kids: arbeit macht frei.
Welcome to the House of Brews...