House of Brews

Who would have thought that this steaming pile of drunks, faggots and whores would have survived for two whole years? Nobody really, but we've somehow managed to establish this degenerate hooker-killing "e-cheers situation" (as Hextasy so adequately dubbed it) and kept it running against all odds for yet another trip around the sun on what is likely the filthiest ball of rock in the universe. So congratulations to all who've been a part of this our great accomplishment: maintaining relationships despite being poised to piss off quite literally anything with a backbone for as long as we've been in existence.

With two years past I (Bubs) would like to thank everyone who threw his hard earned cash, paychecks and/or rubber duckies into this disheveled gutter we call home. Another special thanks goes out to Hex for running everything and keeping this place online and up to date. Also yet another special thanks to MyTwinSilencer (Dan) and his wife who delivers babies just so that we might promote kicking them just as soon as she's been paid. All jokes aside, BIG THANKS, DAN for being our greatest financial contributor as well as the craziest motherfucker alive.

With any luck, lets hope this place lasts another 2 years so we can spread our filth to many more games to come.

GG, KKTHXBAI,
Bubs