House of Brews

Well, if bubba ever wakes the fuck up - HoB will be moving out tonight. Tired of DreamFail's bullshit and the extra money spent on them. We're going to move all of our web services over to our dedicated server in Chicago. Hopefully this means we'll have less crap to deal with, less downtime, and less begging for your jew gold. So, please be patient while the moving men are around taking care of business. The hob-clan.com should be back up and running as strong as ever by tomorrow - or this weekend at the very latest.

If you'd like more updated information, get on IRC and find me/us. And ffs be patient, I'm not always in front of my term, just half the time :)

Love, yours truly,
hextasy
xoxoxoxo

ps: please don't forget to pack up the silverware!

So... House of Brews is over 2 years old, that's pretty fucking sweet. And fuck you if you don't think so. Not so bad for a bunch of alcoholics and the random bisexual freaks, tecrnophiliacs and IRC troll's galore! Or maybe you don't know about all of that... in which case, nevermind - we're just drunks! But we're still here kicking well. The IRC channel hasn't had much action, just the usual idiots arguing over soccer and football - and trolling Nim because he likes a dick in his mouth. BUT WE'RE STILL HERE

But yeah, enough reiteration. Oreo and I are planning a beer swap. I think it's a great idea because he has a good idea what a good beer is - and I need a better. But on top of that, he has beers available to him that I can't get where I'm from. And fuck you feds, we live in the same state! ...... But yeah, it's nice to get a good pallet IMO. And since this is House of Brews - I thought I would suggest to you ingrates this might become a regular thing, being the house of brews and all. Of course, if you're under 21 it's not gonna happen - grow up sonny boy. You can read all you want, and try to gain an understanding of how a good beer tastes through reading, but I'm not sending you any beer. If you're over 21, you're in luck. I'll gladly send you some beers in trade that you can't get at your local store/pub!

So, if you're interested in swapping some beers around, lets get on the forum and get some shit a rockin'! And I swear to god if anyone sends me fucking coors light, red dog, HEINEKEN or bud light I'll cut your throat in your sleep. But really, if you have a good IPA or seasonal beer - or even a mead wine, lets make a trade! And as always hop on IRC or Mumble for a good discussion on it too... or soccer.... THANK GOD that shit's over... :)

Who would have thought that this steaming pile of drunks, faggots and whores would have survived for two whole years? Nobody really, but we've somehow managed to establish this degenerate hooker-killing "e-cheers situation" (as Hextasy so adequately dubbed it) and kept it running against all odds for yet another trip around the sun on what is likely the filthiest ball of rock in the universe. So congratulations to all who've been a part of this our great accomplishment: maintaining relationships despite being poised to piss off quite literally anything with a backbone for as long as we've been in existence.

With two years past I (Bubs) would like to thank everyone who threw his hard earned cash, paychecks and/or rubber duckies into this disheveled gutter we call home. Another special thanks goes out to Hex for running everything and keeping this place online and up to date. Also yet another special thanks to MyTwinSilencer (Dan) and his wife who delivers babies just so that we might promote kicking them just as soon as she's been paid. All jokes aside, BIG THANKS, DAN for being our greatest financial contributor as well as the craziest motherfucker alive.

With any luck, lets hope this place lasts another 2 years so we can spread our filth to many more games to come.

GG, KKTHXBAI,
Bubs